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The Grand Adventures of Ida and Liz

Two older women (Ida and Liz) were driving in a big car - also barely see over the dashboard. There they were in cruise, they came to a crossroads. The traffic light was red, but they went through.

The Liz (in the passenger seat) thought to himself: "I need to lose it. I would have sworn we went through a red light."

After a few minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. They too went out. Liz was almost certain that the light was red but was really worried that they will lose. She was nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red, and she went through. So, they turned to the Ida and said: "Ida, did you know that we only ran three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Ida turned to Liz and said, "Oh, crap! Am I driving?"

good finally to their destination. The two older ladies were friends for decades. Over the years, they had all kinds of joint activities and adventures. Lately, their activities were to go to the tea room a few times a week, and playing cards. On this day they had for tea. After a while it looked Ida Liz and said, "Now is not mad at me. I know we have friends for a long time, but I just can not think of your name, I've thought and thought, but I can not remember it. Please tell me what your name is. "

Now Ida just glared at her. For at least three minutes, she glared and just stared at her. Finally she said: "How quickly you need to know?"

As always, before they head home Liz thought she had to 911 on her cellphone to report that the car was broken into. She was hysterical as she explains the situation to the dispatcher: "They have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and the accelerator," she exclaimed! The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "ignore," he says. "She has been in the back seat can be."

OK, so they started to head home with Liz, this time. As she was driving the freeway, the car phone rang. Answering, she heard the voice of her grandson, urgently warning her, "Grandma, Liz, I just heard on the news that a car is going in the wrong direction on Interstate 77th Please be careful!" "Heck baby boy, said Liz, it's not just a car. It's hundreds of them!" And so on.

Bailey

 

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